What a joke!  I have to go to orientation for the upcoming nine month adventure and sit in seminars that build on the training I had to take in which I learn to write a check and read a pay statement.  With that solid foundation, I think I can only move up!

But the orders crack me up!  Normal orders say “You are ordered to proceed” but mine because it is so not optional, invite me to proceed from point A to point B.   Like the tickets aren’t already bought…