I hate pork – in the figurative sense.  I promise I will thoroughly examine every bill that crosses my desk and if one single unrelated thing is contained in the bill I’ll veto it.  If we’re talking roads, let’s talk roads.  If we’re talking defense, let’s talk defense.  If Congress puts one single thing unrelated to the main idea of the bill, I will fail it like an eight grade English paper.  “Failure to stay on topic” = FAIL