Goin’ to the Beach

Ugh. I’m feeling fat and sluggish and going to a warm locale in six weeks. Today I’m starting the South Beach Diet Phase 1 (again). I lost about 30 pounds on the beach in 2004 and it felt really good. Unfortunately I’ve gained absolutely all of that back. I lost it again last year but that fat gut and ginormous ass keep finding me. They’re worse than my college alumni associations!