Of the year.

Yes, kids. I’m talking about Christmas. It is over a month away and already we’re bombarded with it. Looming darkly on the horizon we have a testament not to the birth of our Savior, but to rampant commercialism, family disfunction fun, and lots and lots of holiday stress. Here’s a not so little known fact: I HATE CHRISTMAS. I’m thinking of skipping the whole thing. I hate shopping. I hate stressing over whether I bought the right gift for the right person and I… Well, I just hate Christmas. Factor in the monkey on our back and the shittiness of life in general and it just seems like too much work. Perhaps I will just lay down on the 23rd of December for a nap and wake up on the 30th.

Good plan.