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Sep
29
In case you get confused…
September 29, 2007 | 7 Comments
I have made Keyboard Therapy a “Permissions Only” blog. It’s getting real personal for the next little while and, while I need to write it down and work it out, I don’t feel like flinging all that poo into the blogosphere for the world to see. If you’re a loyal reader and would like permission, [...]
Sep
27
Finally! Some Frivolity…
September 27, 2007 | Comments Off
Evidently the blog theme this week is “Gay”
Sep
26
Welcome to fourth grade logic
September 26, 2007 | 4 Comments
Dear Fourth Grade Teacher, The Senator has explained to me that you feel he used the word “gay” inappropriately today because it was used in this context: “High School Musical is gay.” Allow me to share with you some definitions of the word “gay” from Dictionary.com.:1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; [...]
Sep
26
Dear "Adult" Children…
September 26, 2007 | 5 Comments
It is with deep regret that I am resigning my position as your mother. It would appear that, despite sharing a home for somewhere between thirteen years and your whole fucking life we have developed unresolvable creative differences making a change at the mother position in your life a necessity. You claim to be adults [...]
Sep
24
Reflections on the worst weekend of my life…
September 24, 2007 | 5 Comments
You know how normally people want the weekend to go on forever? I’m not feeling that at all this week. I’m so fucking happy that it is Monday after the weekend I had. It started innocently enough. Saturday was Sarge’s day off and we’d made plans to go visit friends on Saturday night. The weather [...]
Sep
23
Pass me a martini…
September 23, 2007 | 4 Comments
I have a migraine. HRH arrived home safely (feeling like garbage for putting me through this I might add) about noon today. Just after the officer left with a description of her and her vehicle. Ugh. She has been awarded the prize for biggest fuck-up by a Sharp kid EVER. But she is home safe [...]
Sep
23
Waiting for Jourdan
September 23, 2007 | 1 Comment
Her majesty the Queen didn’t come home last night. Sarge, the boys and I left about seven to see some friends and Shrek but the Queen stayed behind. A few minutes after we left, I received a text message from her saying she was going out. We’d previously discussed that she should be home at [...]
Sep
22
Four Things Meme
September 22, 2007 | 1 Comment
I got it in e-mail but why do that when I can post and tag all of my readers to do the same? “Four things” about me that you may or may not have known, in noparticular order. Please follow the return direction at the end. Four jobs I have had in my life:1. Certified [...]
Sep
19
I think this might make me a bad person…
September 19, 2007 | 3 Comments
Here’s the e-mail I sent to my family and friends this morning: Welcome to Fall! Fall is the time for back to school, leaves changing and the dreaded school fundraiser. All the adorable kids come home carrying their order sheets and catalogs imploring you to PLEASE buy some lovely over priced wrapping paper or candy [...]
Sep
15
It’s the most wonderful time…
September 15, 2007 | 3 Comments
of the year. The time when you attempt to dress your darlings in the morning only to discover that nothing fits them! Pesky season changes… In our house, we’ve got a couple of boys that live in shorts and sandals (well, they did live in sandals until they got to daycare and had to ~whine~ [...]
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