Why we shouldn’t be allowed in public

Yesterday we had another open house. Don’t ask. I mean it. But the upside was that it was a beautiful day and we evacuated our premises by going to the Meijer Garden. I love that place. If it weren’t here in Michigan, it’d be perfect. It’s beautiful and the kids love the children’s garden section.

When the Sharp family enjoys the gardens and sculpture park, however, it does take on a new twist. For example, a civilized person would refer to this picture as “Dancer Looking at the Sole of her Right Foot” by Degas. Sarge calls it “Lady with Dog Poop on her Shoe”

This lovely work of art (I forget it’s real name) “Targets”

But I do think this made the butterfly’s day.

We’ve got another open house tonight. We’re heading to the lake. Pray for a buyer.