Out of the Mouths of Babes…

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This hasn’t quit being funny.

New Quiz

I posted a Quiz result and link over at Keyboard Therapy. Stop by and give it a shot. Let me know YOUR MBTI?

Saturday Poll

What’s the Perfect Saturday Morning?
The E’s: Early Rise, Errands and Exercise
The C’s: Coffee, Cereal, Cartoons
The S’s: Sleeping in and Snuggling (wink!)
The P’s: Pizza for breakfast and Play all day
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Isn’t it pretty?

See my shiny new button? The one that says “I Fight Cancer”? Isn’t it great? Well, click on it to get that button for your own blog if you feel so moved. I hate cancer, I do. I’m sure you do too.

One of the things I am supposed to do to have this button is to write a blog entry about how cancer has affected my life and I frankly can’t. The list of the lovely, talented, wonderful people I personally know who have fought and lost battles with this monstrous disease is just too long. There is such a strong history of cancer in my family that I have always felt that it wasn’t an “if” I would be diagnosed with it but a matter of “when”. Thankfully, a couple of scares, a LEEP procedure and a couple of breast biopsies thus far but the monster stays away. I am grateful.

I am angry, though, when I think of the people that have been lost. I have attended too many memorials for too many people to list here (and I respect their memory and their families’ privacy too much) and wondered what I could do – one poor little person – to make a difference. So I’ve put this button on both blogs as a pledge and a reminder to myself to find ways that I can help fight cancer.

I am happy that I do know a few people that have won or are winning the fight, but the fight must go on and I encourage each of you to join it in whatever way you can.

Blessings and peace,
L.

Guess Where I Live?

Order to boil water issued for Kentwood area
KENTWOOD — Some Kentwood residents are being asked to boil water before drinking after a drop in water pressure reported by the city water system.

Residents who live south of 44th Street, north of 60th Street, between Eastern and Breton avenues, are being asked to boil water until further notice.

A loss in water pressure may result in bacterial contamination in the water system.

The city has restored pressure and staff are collecting bacterial samples in the area. The city anticipates resolving the problem by Thursday.

From The Grand Rapids Press

If this isn’t funny, I don’t know what is.

I’ve seen it floating around the proverbial blogosphere and now I’ll share it with you.

Go to Google Maps. Click the “Get Directions” hyperlink and type “London” in the first box and “New York” in the second. Read the instructions. Let me know what you think of step 37.

Why we shouldn’t be allowed in public

Yesterday we had another open house. Don’t ask. I mean it. But the upside was that it was a beautiful day and we evacuated our premises by going to the Meijer Garden. I love that place. If it weren’t here in Michigan, it’d be perfect. It’s beautiful and the kids love the children’s garden section.

When the Sharp family enjoys the gardens and sculpture park, however, it does take on a new twist. For example, a civilized person would refer to this picture as “Dancer Looking at the Sole of her Right Foot” by Degas. Sarge calls it “Lady with Dog Poop on her Shoe”

This lovely work of art (I forget it’s real name) “Targets”

But I do think this made the butterfly’s day.

We’ve got another open house tonight. We’re heading to the lake. Pray for a buyer.

Post #39: In which Sarge channels his inner Metrosexual

Oh how I love this whole home selling thing! I do (not). Yesterday we had a great day weather-wise and managed to accomplish a lot around the house including taking a couple of large boxes of clothes to GW Imports. Items that did not make the box however included three pairs of black dress pants and four pairs of khaki dress pants for my husband. Yes, my husband – the Sarge – the same guy that dresses up maybe once a year for events that do not have a directed manner of dress, if you know what I mean. And, yes, he’s got two sets of those AND two sets of the nearly obsolete dress green uniform. This guy kept seven pairs of civilian dress pants – like he was a banker and would actually wear them instead of this every day:

His excuse for keeping all the khakis? “But they’re all different colors!”

Judge for yourself:

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1. What do you like most about your job and why?
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Update on the 7 in ’07

Since I had previously asked you guys to hold me accountable, I guess I’d better update you on my progress with the Seven in ’07 goals I set out for myself at the beginning of the year.

1. Lose 70 pounds. Well, I can’t say enough good things about Weight Watchers Online. I’ve lost 17.5 pounds so far. I like how easy WWO is to use and the tools they have available. With Weight Watchers you can eat anything as long as you count it, you know? I wasn’t doing so well at managing my points early on – like I didn’t go over for days and days and then WHAM! I’d use up ten (or more) of my 35 flex points in a day. Lately, I’ve been trying to mix it up a little bit. After two or three days where I am at or under my allowed points for the day, I’ll go five over on purpose (even if I have to suck it up and eat some chocolate;) ). It seems I read somewhere that may help the old metabolism from slowing down. I hope so. All I know is that I now have only one pair of jeans that fits me. And I hadn’t been able to wear them in a year or maybe more until last week. Go me!

I’m still not where I should be on the exercise thing. Now that the weather is finally nice I have gone for a 2.5 mile walk two days in a row and have another scheduled for tonight. I also bought a pedometer. I’m just competitive enough, I guess, that every day I try to get more steps in over the course of the day. I recommend this highly. You can pick up a pedometer for as little as $6.00 at Target. Maybe they’re even cheaper elsewhere.

2. Run a 5K. Well, see the above comments on the exercise thing. I had set a goal for the Madison Race for the Cure, but I don’t see that happening at this point. I’ll pick a different one in the fall. I’m also thinking about walking a half-marathon or biking a century. Aside from chronic laziness, the bronchitis that I had a couple of weeks ago, really did a number on my cardio fitness. I mean, it’s not great to begin with. I don’t exercise regularly and I am asthmatic. Of course, I know that the asthma is a much smaller factor when I exercise so I am working on it. But I am also not beating myself up when I don’t. I’m just tuning in more to how I am feeling. I feel better if I exercise so I am trying to use that as a motivator. I still think the 5K could happen this year.

3. Find a job with a future. Well, the job search does not go well. I’ll leave it there.

4. Build a nest egg. This would be tied to the job search. It is discouraging but hopefully it too shall pass.

5. Develop some willpower and break some bad habits. Baby steps, people. Baby steps. I think I am doing okay here. I’m focusing on how things make me feel and what are good decisions vs. bad decisions. I stopped buying soda the other day. It’s an expensive habit and not good for me so I’m not doing it. I’m eating more fruits and vegetables. This is another area where the tracking stuff on WWO helps a lot. I feel accountable for what I’m doing. I also know that eating better boosts my immune system. A stronger immune system will hopefully minimize the recurrence of Pars Planitis in the future, right? Right. Now, if and when it rears its ugly head again, all my loyal readers will need to give me a pep talk. Flare-ups of pars planitis are very frustrating, depressing and very likely to steer me off course. But I know this and I hope I can stay strong.

6. Stop being my own worst enemy. Well, I am learning to like myself so if I start to really love who I am and what I’m doing, being my own worst enemy wouldn’t be so bad, eh?

7. Take hubby on a vacation. I have no plans for this but oh how wonderful it would be. We haven’t even had a night alone together since he got back from Kuwait last fall. For awhile, we were trying to go out to (the points-friendly menu) Applebee’s once a week, but our finances aren’t allowing that at the moment.

So there you have it. A status report. How do you think I’m doing? How are things with you?

Thanks for checking in. You’re awesome.